Thursday, 29 January 2009

Woke Up On The Right Side Of Bed

I woke up on the right side of the bed. I had a close shave as the razor sharpley attacked me. Also had a brush with my teeth.
I put the kettle on but it wouldn't fit. Poured a cup of P ( it tasted like it).
For breakfast i put on the TV and ate a bowl of the porridge programme. It tasted like Strangeways
My mobile alarm buzzed it had a bee in it. I flew out the door after sprouting wings to catch the bus. I arrived at the office, opened a file and did my nails. My boss called me into his office.
He remarked, "You've got up on the right side of the bed again, you've put your slippers on the wrong feet they're on mine."

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